humorously: twitturds: walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home   (Source: instantlys, via fake-mermaid)

humorously:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

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montparnaughty:

montparnaughty:

no you dont understand
these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay
and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful
and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and
the cashier
looked
so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg
the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim
i tried to fix it omg i was just like
"……………………..he was just…. resting"
but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.

oh my god i had literally fucking forgotten about this and then a single person reblogged this from me again, just one single person oh my god
… when did this get 87 thousand fucking notes jesus fucking christ
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poopbutterfliesss:

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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ithinkbetterwhenimnotsoberrx3

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wagnetic: harblkun: despairsfortune: asexualrogers: octopiwhalestreet: yoquinto: okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens A pirate for the adventure, not the booty oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks. IT GOT BETTER (Source: blueyesxavier, via ziggy-stardust-is-my-lover)

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

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past-gone: If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked. (via ziggy-stardust-is-my-lover)

past-gone:

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

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